He's Costing Me Money

Mr. Cigarette tried to convince me that he was giving me the deal of a lifetime by offering me a lower price if I bought him and two of his friends. I was tempted. But, didn't do it. Let me explain this, I can spend $5.08 on one pack or $4.15 a pack if I buy three at the same time. And I can spend $35.00 on a half carton or $45.00 on a whole carton. All the while I have shortness of breath, chest pains, and no extra cash for the day spa of my choosing. Mr. Cigarette has taken me for the last time. I have been hinting at him all day today that our relationship is coming to an end. And of course he pretends not to hear me.